A funny fact, if you think about it. This generation of men is probably the first full generation of men never to be conscripted into a war during their lifetime (yet).

A positive change? Or a bad omen for things to come? Hah.

Can’t help but think that a bit of conscription does have its positive effects, could the lack there of be a factor in what ails post-modern society? Cynical yes…but possible, given human nature.

Who’d have thought drinking of a Tuesday night would lead to negative repercussion for academic, really!

After falling asleep in the one class with an uptight bitch as an instructor(granted, I nodded off for maybe 5 minutes), she called me out after class. My response is naturally, get over it, its a 60 person lecture class at 9am. Of course, being in a small school and condemned to be taking her again next term, I had to apologize. Back to the point, that was Monday, and I slept through that class today. Something tells me shes not going to be a big fan of me.

I blame the system…I hate early classes. I have missed three of hers and none of any others. Academics just should not happen before 10am at the earliest.

Just stumbled across this. An article written by a Chinese girl.

“Everyone has their notion of the ideal life — some want to become heroes, some want to become rich, some long to become leaders. What about me? My greatest wish in life is to marry a Western man.”

Three reasons she says:
One: China doesn’t have a suitable man for me
Two: The living conditions in Western countries are good
Three: Western men are all great.

Or my favorite part of the whole peice:
“I don’t care if you laugh at me. I’ve had a few boyfriends, all of whom I slept with, but as far as my sex life goes I have always been dissatisfied. I don’t care if you laugh at me. This is the truth. But I can never tell them this; it would wound their pride.

According to reports of a survey done by a foreign company, American men last the longest in bed, French men take second place, and Chinese men take the shortest amount of time.”

We may have a declining military and economy….but at least we Americans have something to be proud of.

Shanghai Cheerleader

First of all, what does that title even mean?! This is a sample of the numerous emails I received on my hotmail account. I am certainly not the only one, imagine how much time and bandwidth is consumed dealing with stuff like this?

Now why not do this. Put a 1 cent postage on all emails! It would nearly eliminate mass spam! Put it at 2 cents…or 3, and even this small amount would cut the ‘why not’ incentive to advertising male enhancement. Implementation? Simple, just only accept emails with a postage, no regulatory body needed. Of course only certain ‘companies’ could distribute the ‘postage’ certification. Say it be yahoo, hotmail, whatever, just to assure its legit. They would solve the spam problem!

Some kinks to work out…but they will have to confront this sooner or later.

, Yes my haircut does suck. I actually paid to go to a nicer(ie more expensive) place so it wouldn’t suck because I have such bad luck with that stuff, but such is life. It’ll grow back, but in the meantime I’ve gone from being compared to Ashton Kutcher…to one of the Beatles. Sweet. :/

So don’t comment on it